Things I don’t understand:
1. Real estate agents who take photos of a house at night.
2. No matter how many times you use the word large, 1005 square feet isn’t. Then to my utter surprise I find a house that proves it is. We will call this house the Tardis.
3. Why would you put the sink in the island, and then put stools around it? Is this so I can invite friends over to watch me wash dishes?
Islands should look like this:
Not like this:
4. Stressing the burglar alarm, and security doors doesn’t describe the neighborhood I would like to live in.
5. The HGTV effect: Thinking you can fix up and design a house with no training, knowledge, or taste.
Back to the home shopping!
